Franciscan Feauxcabulary, entry #56:

Hyperpothesizing: projecting the outcome of future situations in a hyperbolic, yet darkly humourous manner.

Franciscan Feauxcabulary, entry #05201969. A new TLA:

MPS: Minimum Piece of Shit

As in, "What is the MPS Fallout 4 will run on?"

Today's entry for the Franciscan Feauxcabulary:

Circle Jerk: when G+ users construct circles simply to reinforce their own self-esteem, by blocking out all those who criticize their Favorite Thing, which they of course, deem as excess negativity, trolling, or interwwwebz bullying.

Franciscan Feauxcabulary example of Irony:

Every time I hear White Room by Cream, I whine that I don't have a Wah-Wah pedal.

feauxcabulary entry of the day:

crustastrophe: the result of burning your pizza.