Francisca Feauxcabulary entry # 1d10+:

Ineptirude: When a person is so socially dysfunctional, that he/she/it cannot even be bothered to attempt appropriate, polite, useful conversation with other humans.

Franciscan Feauxcabulary entry #46:

Ineptotism: giving your idiot brother a job.

Bonus points if anyone gets the relevance of the entry being #46.

Franciscan Feauxcabulary, entry #56:

Hyperpothesizing: projecting the outcome of future situations in a hyperbolic, yet darkly humourous manner.

Franciscan Feauxcabulary, entry #05201969. A new TLA:

MPS: Minimum Piece of Shit

As in, "What is the MPS Fallout 4 will run on?"

Today's entry for the Franciscan Feauxcabulary:

Circle Jerk: when G+ users construct circles simply to reinforce their own self-esteem, by blocking out all those who criticize their Favorite Thing, which they of course, deem as excess negativity, trolling, or interwwwebz bullying.