BIOSphear: The concern that the new firmware update will brick your machine.

Franciscan Feauxcabulary, Entry #0x1d107:

Netbeard: Like a normal neckbeard, but one who is so socially maladjusted, he won't even attend comic/game/sci-fi conventions or be arsed to get to the local brick'n'mortar comicbook store, his only interactions being via the interwwwebz.

Franciscan Feuaxcabulary Entry #01010101001001b:

Insipidiration: Dumb ideas begetting even dumber ideas. See modern politics and HR departments for innumerable examples.

Franciscan feauxcabulary entry # 123abc:

Egolitarianism: people saying that all are equal, from the comfort of their suburban homes, as a means to make themselves feel better, without actually doing anything, besides reposting memes and hashtagging the hell out of social media

Franciscan Feauxcabulary, entry # 0xDEAD:

Shotgun troubleshooting: When you have no trouble shooting that damn broken ass POS with a shotgun.