Franciscan Fauxcabulary, Entry 20200106:

Dearied/Dearie: to say, "ORLY?!?! FUCKING PROVE IT, ASSHOLE!!"

Example: Judge Dearie really Dearied Trump's lawyers when he asked for proof of the FBI planting classified docs in the Mar-a-Lago investigation

Franciscan Feauxcabulary, entry better late than never:

upgrenade : an upgrenade is when an update blows up in your face

Franciscan Feauxcabulary, entry #c'mon man!:

Distfrences: when some basic thing is in one common distro, but not another common distro

Franciscan Feauxcabulary, entry #Covid-19:

Social Distance Warrior: that guy at work, the con, the store, the...every damn place.... making sure nobody is within 6 feet/2 meters of him

Franciscan Feauxcabulary, entry #EADG:

Imbassable: brother, you ain't got the chops for that bass line.

"The other night, I decided to learn the bass line for By-Tor and the Snow Dog.

Then I gave it a good listen.

Fuck. It's Imbassable."