Franciscan Fauxcabulary, Entry "this rsync is taking forever"

Godzillions: A godzillion is a giant Kaiju's worth of gazillions

Usage: "Slow spinny drives, 10 year old server, plus godzillians of teeny files is a recipe for disappointment."

Franciscan Fauxcabulary, Entry "Happy Sysadmins Day"

Quotenastics: using double quotes, single quotes, and backticks in one expression.

Franciscan Fauxcabulary, Entry "Well, It Took You Long Enough"

Clound: your CIO got suckered by some stuffed shirt/sales droid/marketing campaign into moving the services provided perfectly well by your existing on-prem physical server infrastructure to the cloud, which will almost certainly cost more in the long run.

Franciscan Fauxcabulary, Entry # NIL

Reapair: to fix a problem by removing it from existence

Franciscan Fauxcabulary, Entry 20200106:

Dearied/Dearie: to say, "ORLY?!?! FUCKING PROVE IT, ASSHOLE!!"

Example: Judge Dearie really Dearied Trump's lawyers when he asked for proof of the FBI planting classified docs in the Mar-a-Lago investigation