Franciscan Fauxcabulary, Entry "All Your License Are Belong To Us"

Clumpster Fire: A Fuster Cluck of Dumpster Fires

"A runaway script on a compute cluster checking out software licenses can create a Clumpster Fire, PDQ."

Franciscan Fauxcabulary, Entry "this rsync is taking forever"

Godzillions: A godzillion is a giant Kaiju's worth of gazillions

Usage: "Slow spinny drives, 10 year old server, plus godzillians of teeny files is a recipe for disappointment."

Franciscan Fauxcabulary, Entry "Happy Sysadmins Day"

Quotenastics: using double quotes, single quotes, and backticks in one expression.

Franciscan Fauxcabulary, Entry "Well, It Took You Long Enough"

Clound: your CIO got suckered by some stuffed shirt/sales droid/marketing campaign into moving the services provided perfectly well by your existing on-prem physical server infrastructure to the cloud, which will almost certainly cost more in the long run.

Franciscan Fauxcabulary, Entry # NIL

Reapair: to fix a problem by removing it from existence