Franciscan Feauxcabulary entry #1974:

Grumpish: "..some strange mid-western lingo that only grumpy old bastards understand.."

franciscan feauxcabulary, entry #10261947

Egonomical: the choice which is best for your ego

Example: Candidate X knew (s)he would be a shitty president, but decided to run anyway. It was the egonomical choice.

franciscan feauxcabulary, entry #115V

uni-dundancy: both power supplies plugged into the same outlet

Franciscan Feauxcabulary Entry #84

Fuxed: Getting something working in the short-term, in a way which significantly lowers the probability of the thing working in the long-term.

Francisca Feauxcabulary entry # 1d10+:

Ineptirude: When a person is so socially dysfunctional, that he/she/it cannot even be bothered to attempt appropriate, polite, useful conversation with other humans.