Franciscan feauxcabulary entry # 123abc:

Egolitarianism: people saying that all are equal, from the comfort of their suburban homes, as a means to make themselves feel better, without actually doing anything, besides reposting memes and hashtagging the hell out of social media

Franciscan Feauxcabulary, entry # 0xDEAD:

Shotgun troubleshooting: When you have no trouble shooting that damn broken ass POS with a shotgun.

Franciscan Feauxcabulary, entry #4322:

Avmurican: believer in any damn thing posted on the internet, especially when it reinforces already held beliefs or worldviews. A contraction of "average" and "'murican".

Example: "That stupid motherfucker has gone full avmurican. He thinks the russian hacks on the DNC where perpetrated by the DNC, because the CIA want Hilary to be president. Yes, even after the election."

Franciscan Feauxcabulary, entry #4321:

Dumbversive: When people read the dumbest things into images, thinking they've discovered something edgy and "subversive", when really, it's just a damn picture.

Franciscan Feauxcabulary entry# 3569:

Ungaussian Distribution: No middle ground. You either give all the fucks, or none of the fucks, about a given issue/thing/whatever.

I'm sure there is some fancy name for this that a person with PhD in Statistics came up with, but who gives a fuck about that?