Franciscan Feuaxcabulary, Entry # 0010010000100111110001:

BreauxSure: when that dude with the man-bun is absolutely positive that his point of view on the state of the world is the only possible viewpoint, but is actually utterly, and irredeemably, clueless.

WTfupdate: The feeling you get when you look at the new privacy settings after the new Windows 10 Creator's Update has been installed.

BIOSphear: The concern that the new firmware update will brick your machine.

Franciscan Feauxcabulary, Entry #0x1d107:

Netbeard: Like a normal neckbeard, but one who is so socially maladjusted, he won't even attend comic/game/sci-fi conventions or be arsed to get to the local brick'n'mortar comicbook store, his only interactions being via the interwwwebz.

Franciscan Feuaxcabulary Entry #01010101001001b:

Insipidiration: Dumb ideas begetting even dumber ideas. See modern politics and HR departments for innumerable examples.