Franciscan Feauxcabulary, Entry #7734:

Willful Contextual Deafness: It's what is wrong with social media interwwwebz "activists".

Franciscan Feauxcabulary, Entry #5309867: Notifuhcation: I really didn't need to hear that today.

"Everything was going great, until I got the notifuhcation about the kernel patch breaking a bunch of drivers."

Franciscan Feauxcabulary Entry # -4875421764:

Timebusher: One, who through inane questions and hair brained schemes, generates an enormous amount of wasted time for his co-workers.

Franciscan Feauxcabulary entry #33:

Thumpster: A millennial-aged evangelical preacher

Franciscan Feuaxcabulary, Entry # 0010010000100111110001:

BreauxSure: when that dude with the man-bun is absolutely positive that his point of view on the state of the world is the only possible viewpoint, but is actually utterly, and irredeemably, clueless.